Everyone is getting into cosmetic surgery these days and having completed an online application Funkita are now fully qualified surgeons. To celebrate they are including Hollywood dentures and botox vials with their swimwear so you can get healthy on the inside while you exercise, and then attempt to look healthy on the outside once you’ve finished. Buy now and they’ll strap you into their surgeon’s chair for free to work out what they can do with a scalpel so you can wake up looking insta-ready.

Single strap one piece with strappy V shaped back. Excellent durability and freedom of movement with single bind finish and an open back that will flatter your sporty shape. With full front lining, this is the perfect style for those long hours of training in the pool.

Made from Funkita/Funky Trunks exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.